• pretty girl: boyfriend
  • ugly girl: boyfriend
  • weird girl: boyfriend
  • obnoxious girl: boyfriend
  • rude girl: boyfriend
  • stupid girl: boyfriend
  • lesbian girl: boyfriend
  • dead girl: boyfriend
  • me: i had a pet fish once but then it died




MINE LASTED ONE MONTH AND A DAY. 



First time I listened to "Somebody That I Used To Know"
  • me: -listening to the intro- Twinkle Twinkle Little...oh. Never mind.







icoulduseinsouciantmaybe:

#Thor totally thinks Phil’s first name is Agent

#his first name is badass

(Source: msnayarivera.tumblr.com )









Reblog if no matter if you have 50,000 or 50 followers, you appreciate every single one. Reblog if you appreciate the messages you get, whether it’s 100 or 1. Reblog if a little smile comes across your face everytime you see a new follower or message. Reblog if even though most of us aren’t tumblr famous, we appreciate the little things.

(Source: cursim)





stahp it zayn. stahp it. give me realistic expectations for men.